Help

I’m getting three mice for a science fair project. Any names, comments, or suggestions? I honestly have like no idea what I’m doing. 

You girls be 13 talking about “I hate sleeping alone”. Well hoe yo ass better buy a damn teddy bear.
You would think they would know… but they don’t.

You would think they would know… but they don’t.

Teachers
Teacher: From all this talking, I assume your done.
Me: From all your complaining, I assume your still single.